Cats
Self Training
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.
Friendship of a Cat
It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal...one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.
The Cat Principle
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Tiger for man
God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.
Tomcat
A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days.
Cat Naps
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
To Bathe a Cat
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.
Cat Courage
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.
